Friday, September 14, 2012

Chicago Public Schools Celebrate Third Straight Day Without Violence!

It may be a humorous satire, but sadly there’s truth to it:

Jubilant Chicago Public Schools officials announced Wednesday that, for three straight days now, there has not been a single act of student violence in any of the city’s 675 public schools.

“Our classrooms and hallways are safer now than they’ve ever been,” said CPS chief executive Jean-Claude Brizard, happily noting that there have been no reported instances of beatings, stabbings, sexual assaults, or shootings in any of the city’s public schools this week.

“We’ve had no incidents of weapons being brought onto school property, nor has anyone had to break up a fistfight between students.

We’ve all had to work together for this, but it’s paid off. Let’s keep it up!”

At press time, a gunfight on Chicago’s South Side had reportedly claimed the lives of three 16-year-old boys. Read more.......

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