Monday, May 17, 2010

`There's No Money Left,' U.K. Minister Learns From Predecessor


Arriving for work at the U.K. Treasury last week, the incoming chief secretary, David Laws, found a note from his predecessor, Liam Byrne, offering advice on the job.
“Dear Chief Secretary, I’m afraid to tell you there’s no money left,” Laws cited it as saying.
“Which was honest,” Laws, whose position is the No. 2 in the Treasury after the chancellor of the exchequer, told a press conference in London today. “But slightly less than I was expecting.”
The note underscores the task facing Britain’s Conservative-Liberal Democrat coalition as it seeks to reconcile demand for improved health and education services with promises to reduce the largest budget deficit since World War II.
It was also in the tradition of Reginald Maudling, Conservative chancellor of the exchequer from 1962 to 1964. Leaving his residence after election defeat, he was reported by James Callaghan, his successor, to have remarked, “Sorry, old cock, to leave it in this shape.”
Byrne didn’t respond to requests for comment. He was quoted by Sky News as saying the note was a joke. “I do hope David Laws’ sense of humour wasn’t another casualty of the coalition deal,” he said, according to Sky News.
According to the Treasury, the letter read as follows: “Dear Chief Secretary, I’m afraid there’s no money. Kind regards -- and good luck! Liam.”

10 comments:

  1. Good article, thanks for posting.

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  2. There's no money left!

    Should you choose to read it, this comment will self delete in 5 seconds*

    * Patented Idea of Bang Chung Global Trading Co, BokChoy, China.

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  3. don't they say comedy is 95% truth?????

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  4. Print some more! Just ask Ben boy...

    The british pound has a limited future, as does our beloved dollar.

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  5. UK Treasury position turned over to Byrnes by Laws. Burnes laws just about sums up everything the treasury has done, pity we are not so linguistically creative in the US. Then again, we do have Obama going up against Osama (sort of).

    The word play makes one wonder if perhaps our leaders are slightly brighter than their political choices reflect; it's probably just a fluke.

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  6. Oh our 'leaders' are quite bright, in fact.
    They LOVE wordplay.

    Largely the kind that's called 'Cabbalah'

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  7. Not so fast cuz

    China back on line in yesterdays treasury auctions

    Big BIG buyers of our debt; once again

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  8. LOL...There's no money left. They're just now figuring that out! LOL

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  9. Not true!
    But very funny.
    This is an "in joke" from one puppet of the elite class to the next.

    With continued quantative easing in The UK as well as in the U.S. The new UK government can print as much money as they like.
    Just like Ben does.

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  10. So which was it? "There's no money LEFT", or "there's no money"?
    These are quite different statements, especially for those aware of the present 'difficulties' with fiat currencies originating as credit from private fractional reserve banking cabals.

    In a way it's literally true there's 'no money'. Anywhere in the world.

    TerraHertz

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